National Lockdown

Is a full National Lockdown on the way?

fatbob5 wrote:Is a full National Lockdown on the way?

probably

but who cares??? lockdowns dont apply to me, i do as i choose.

had the fam round over the festive period, stayed as planned which was far longer than the govt said they could - zero fucks given

having the gang..............um sorry my "support bubble" round for new years eve, whisky,steak and poker will be the order of the day

while the rest of you bed wetting covid cultists wil be pissing your pants and hiding under your bed, with your face mask on and clutching a carving of the high priest hancock to your chest and reciting the covid mantra "hands face space" in the hopes it will ward off the evil spirits, like some primitive cave man

the rest of us will be rocking news eve in as we usually do.


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Hope you live in the country Smells
Wouldnt want anyone Grassing On You

fatbob5 wrote:Hope you live in the country Smells
Wouldnt want anyone Grassing On You

i do

and who would grass on me??

the left side is occupied by the crypt keeper and her older than the earth husband who were both probably in bed by 7

the right side is occupied by a widower who may or may not even have been there

the rear was occupied by new neighbours who were having a little shingdid just like i was

no one gives a mokeys anymore, the lies are starting to fall apart

Smells
Do you think the virus will still be around for *** next *** winter?

fatbob5 wrote:Smells
Do you think the virus will still be around for *** next *** winter?

the virus will be around for the next thousand winters

along with the flu

along with the common cold

along with cancer

along with heart disease

along with vehicle fatalities

along with murders

along with all the thousand and one other diseases and causes of death that plague mankind.

another day

another lockdown

smelly-bandit wrote:
the virus will be around for the next thousand winters

along with the flu

along with the common cold

along with cancer

along with heart disease

along with vehicle fatalities

along with murders

along with all the thousand and one other diseases and causes of death that plague mankind.

Do you think that it will exist to such an extent that the UK might have further lockdowns *** next *** winter ?

fatbob5 wrote:
Do you think that it will exist to such an extent that the UK might have further lockdowns *** next *** winter ?

i think bojo just answered this question better than i ever could, althoug if i read this a few hours earlier i would have said yes

do you want to know what happens next???

smelly-bandit wrote:


i think bojo just answered this question better than i ever could, althoug if i read this a few hours earlier i would have said yes

do you want to know what happens next???

Sure, why not

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fatbob5 wrote:
Sure, why not

so what comers next is this

the johnson regime having proved to be so effective in combatting the rona, its track and trcae being the envy of the world, its lockdown policy effectivley curbing the spread of the virus whilst preserving civil liberties and saving the economy will professionally and effectively and without any political point socirng from any of the establishments or political parties, empliment its vaccine rool out and effortlessly deliver 3 million jabs a week

this pace will continue week on week without interruption and by april at the latest it will be announced that the war has been won and everyone can go back to normal, the economy will thrive and there will be little to noeffect on ordinary peoples lives

small businessess and pubs will spring back to life in time for a glorious summer and we will all form a hands across the uk to clap for the heroes and sing koombya

Hey Bob you loving lockdowns yet?? I am

smelly-bandit wrote:Hey Bob you loving lockdowns yet?? I am

No Pub for you Smells

fatbob5 wrote:
No Pub for you Smells

Dont really care to be honest, pubs are shit these days anyway. 

Sit down 

Wear your mask 

No music 

Keep your voice down 

Everyone's looking over their shoulders and talking in hushed whispers in fear they might be breaking some rule.

I just drink at home with the lads if I want a social.

Also the lockdowns are good cause there is less traffic on the roads

You ready for your vaccination
Smells?

fatbob5 wrote:You ready for your vaccination
Smells?

No, don't be stupid bob. I don't need it casue the chances are I've already had it. 

Also by the time they get round to doing my age bracket the virus will have magically mutated into a strain that isn't affected by the vax

So it will be back into lockdown while they figure out how to make a new cash cow

7am, Monday Morning
Roads were surprisingly busy

fatbob5 wrote:7am, Monday Morning
Roads were surprisingly busy

Yeah unlike you Bob, people have jobs to get to

UK facing even tougher lockdown with masks in more places and limits on exercise


https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/11/covid-lockdown-more-face-masks-and-exercise-limits-being-considered-13881283/?

fatbob5 wrote:UK facing even tougher lockdown with masks in more places and limits on exercise


https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/11/covid-lockdown-more-face-masks-and-exercise-limits-being-considered-13881283/?

 

"hey guys the plebs arent obeying us anymore, what do we do??"

"make the lockdown even tougher, that will learn em"

yeah bob it aint gonna happen. i hate football but there is a saying i do like

"lost the dressing room"

thats what boris has done, there is no respect or fear anymore, people have had enough and when you start showing daily death rates in yellow and red graph charts, thats all they become - graph charts that people are no longer associating with actual deaths.

when the rules are so complicated that no one knows what the fuck is happening anymore, people will make their own rules up

when the rule makers are the biggest rule breakers , you lose the dressing room