its easy if u know how

a policeman pulls over a speeding driver
the policeman asks the speeding driver why hes speeding
the driver replies hes a juggler and works for the circus and was late for his performance thats why he was speeding
the policeman fascinated says ok if u can juggle for me i wont write the ticket
the driver replies i sent all my juggling gear ahead and didnt have anything to juggle with
so the policeman say ok i have 5 flares in the back of the car can u juggle with them
no problem says the driver
so the policeman walks to the back of the car lights the 5 flares and gives them to the juggler
while he is juggling the flares
a car pulls up behind them the driver staggers out and goes and sits in the back of the police car
the policeman goes up to the patrol car opens the door and asks the drunk what hes doing
the drunk replies
u might as well take my ass to jail because theres no fucking (Language Timothy) way im passing that test