LULU GATE!

Hugh Jardon wrote:

Careful.... You're being beastly to spunk breath.
She's writing them all down in her hello kitty notepad!

What a sad, lonely freak she is!

Durham wrote:

Shit breath is a busted flush.....and she knows it

She is universally despised and only comes on these places to cause havoc. The whole place hates her.

It won't be long before she's in hell with her lifestyle and the world will be a better place IMO

Hugh Jardon wrote:


Is hell one of those hedonistic holiday destinations?

Durham wrote:

Something like that.......Phyllis will fit right in there

Hugh Jardon wrote:


Assuming that she could get travel insurance!

Durham wrote:

I should she's blacklisted by insurance companies

A convicted criminal and drink driver, abuser of illegal substances and knowingly partakes in several high risk activities.......

Hugh Jardon wrote:


does that include making threats to the likes of you or me?

Poor Poor phylis.

Durham wrote:

Don't pity it......

Hugh Jardon wrote:


off to play cricket with middle son.
big game next week... he's rusty.

ahh..the joys of being a dad!

Durham wrote:

There is no greater feeling is there?

Enjoy the cricket

Hugh Jardon wrote:


that there isn't...but being a grandad to be is up there!

The sod's not picked up a bat and ball up since last September!
Spinning (both leg and off) like a demon.
Lovely cover drives.... i asked him to open his bat a bit..
"BANG"..... ball disappeared for a huge six on the onside (pulled it from off)

Really looking forward to this season!!

Durham wrote:

Ah life as a dad and being good at sports........

Hugh Jardon wrote:


oh yes.... but I ain't anywhere near as good as him at cricket (not now anyway).
The eyes are going..
Have considered teaching him karate but..at 15 Y.O..5'10"...12 stone.... I'm not at all sure if it's a good idea!!

the 7 Y.O starts nipper footy next season.... and so the cycle continues!

Durham wrote:

Fantastic

I really love mine, and wouldn't change her, but she's a girl........

Hugh Jardon wrote:


OMG..... hope you've got the stare prepared when some youth turns up in a chavved up Saxo when she's about 16....

Durham wrote:

They will leave my place with a leaky arse after I have invited them in for a beer.......

Hugh Jardon wrote:


that's what peter tatchell used to do to her under-aged 'friends'.

Durham wrote:

I have a special drinking room that I frequent with my next door neighbour.........who is built like vitali klitchko at 6" 9'. We like to spar........as boxing sportsmen

Hugh Jardon wrote:


Phylis would like that...afterall she likes to be licked in the ring...

Durham wrote:

Most women do.....

Hugh Jardon wrote:


do they?

Durham wrote:

Not THAT ring.......that's for porvorts

Hugh Jardon wrote:


thought so......

John Wayne was partial to a bit of the old rusty sherriff's badge....killed him in the end!

Durham wrote:

And so fredy mercury........

Hugh Jardon wrote:


was he in many westerns?