THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE

THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a
German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an
Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a
Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian,
a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a
Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a
Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,
an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an
Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a
Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an
Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a
Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek,
a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,


Walk into a fine restaurant…

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.


"You can't come in here without a Thai."

very droll made me laugh

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a
German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an
Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a
Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian,
a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a
Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a
Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,
an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an
Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a
Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an
Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a
Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek,
a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,


Walk into a fine restaurant…

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.


"You can't come in here without a Thai."

that is the only ethnic joke that is, dare I say it, politically correct. It made me chuckle though after a hard day.

Lol very good m'lord...may I please share it?

Cass wrote:Lol very good m'lord...may I please share it?

Be my guest, Cass. It was emailed to me by a friend who is a devout Muslim lady!

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:

Be my guest, Cass. It was emailed to me by a friend who is a devout Muslim lady!

Cheers I am gonna send it to my friend who is part Thai....she will love it...and she makes the best pho ever when she can be bothered. Cheers have a lovely Sunday xx

Brilliant !