A true man
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A true man
Guest Thu May 10, 2012 1:23 pm
[center]Tony had just finished reading a new book
entitled, 'You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house
and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After
dinner, we're going upstairs
and we'll have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I
can relax.
You'll wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, "'The
f**king' funeral director would be my first guess".
entitled, 'You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house
and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After
dinner, we're going upstairs
and we'll have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I
can relax.
You'll wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, "'The
f**king' funeral director would be my first guess".
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