Drunken Fools

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building- by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in heck that could happen."

1st Man: "No, it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."

1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

2nd Man: "Well what the heck, it works, I'll try it." So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'

Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker:

"You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."

well done that man have a green on me

Cameron, Clegg and Milliband standing on top of the Empire State Building. Cameron looks down and jumps off. 3 seconds later Clegg looks down and jumps off. A further 3 seconds later Milliband looks down and jumps off. Who is the winner?

Everybody else in the UK.

Tess wrote:Cameron, Clegg and Milliband standing on top of the Empire State Building. Cameron looks down and jumps off. 3 seconds later Clegg looks down and jumps off. A further 3 seconds later Milliband looks down and jumps off. Who is the winner?

Everybody else in the UK.

Where was Blair? dammit!!

PS: and Blairess.

anyway it's a few moments after the Twin Towers were hit...and President Bush is on the phone to Superman.
" Oh Superman...why did you not just catch the planes and land them safely?" asked Bush

" Mr President...I've been paralysed for years!" replied Superman.

Hugh Jardon wrote:anyway it's a few moments after the Twin Towers were hit...and President Bush is on the phone to Superman.
" Oh Superman...why did you not just catch the planes and land them safely?" asked Bush

" Mr President...I've been paralysed for years!" replied Superman.

I'm slowing up, took me a couple of secs there.

wyatt1 wrote:

I'm slowing up, took me a couple of secs there.

You're not the first to not get that straight away

wyatt1 wrote:

I'm slowing up, took me a couple of secs there.

You're not the first to not get that straight away