Old ladies
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Old ladies
three sister's age 92,94 and 96 live in a house together...
.One night the 96 year old runs a bath...she puts her foot in and pauses...she yells down the stairs 'was i getting in or out of the bath?..the 94 year old yell's back..'i don't know..i'll come up and see..she starts up the stairs and pauses... then she yells 'was i going up the stairs or down?.. the 92 year old sitting at the table having tea listening to her sisters...she shakes her head and says 'i hope i never get that forgetful'... she knocks on wood for good measure...she then yells 'i'll come up and help both of you as soon as i see who's at the door'
.One night the 96 year old runs a bath...she puts her foot in and pauses...she yells down the stairs 'was i getting in or out of the bath?..the 94 year old yell's back..'i don't know..i'll come up and see..she starts up the stairs and pauses... then she yells 'was i going up the stairs or down?.. the 92 year old sitting at the table having tea listening to her sisters...she shakes her head and says 'i hope i never get that forgetful'... she knocks on wood for good measure...she then yells 'i'll come up and help both of you as soon as i see who's at the door'
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eddie wrote:three sister's age 92,94 and 96 live in a house together...
.One night the 96 year old runs a bath...she puts her foot in and pauses...she yells down the stairs 'was i getting in or out of the bath?..the 94 year old yell's back..'i don't know..i'll come up and see..she starts up the stairs and pauses... then she yells 'was i going up the stairs or down?.. the 92 year old sitting at the table having tea listening to her sisters...she shakes her head and says 'i hope i never get that forgetful'... she knocks on wood for good measure...she then yells 'i'll come up and help both of you as soon as i see who's at the door'
c&p and e-mailed this to my dad, hahaha - he will love it!!
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