Reducing Ones Own Carbon Footprint...

Flap Meister wrote:don't have kids is the best way to reduce your carbon footprint

Flap Meister wrote:it will also get rid of the crayon footprint as well.

Durham wrote:As i don't believe these lies on carbon.....I make an effort to make my carbon footprint as big as possible

Next I am getting one of those huge American style smokers built in the back garden - they look cool

Hugh Jardon wrote:

the crayon footprints aren't too bad.
It's the ones where a toddler has had an explosive shite and it's shot right up its back..down its legs is then walked all over the place..they are a bit of a 'mare!

Tess wrote:

Tell me about it! my granddaughter did that, only it ran down her legs into her wellies. Me and my son did a runner and left my poor daughter-in-law to deal with it.

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:My dog is a serial farter. Could I get a government grant to have her corked?

Hugh Jardon wrote:


you mean she drops her guts into the weetabix?

You should connect her to the gas grid....and collect a bit of the feed in tariff!

Lord Edmund Moletrousers wrote:


She waits until I am nicely relaxed in my armchair, sits really close...and then lets rip. Strewth...a field full of cows couldn't produce such a volume of methane...and she's only a Jack Russell X Beagle.

Still: Hale and hearty]
Beans make you farty.
Sprouts do much the same.
If you let rip a winner
In the middle of dinner
Just say that the dog is to blame.

Durham wrote:As i don't believe these lies on carbon.....I make an effort to make my carbon footprint as big as possible

Next I am getting one of those huge American style smokers built in the back garden - they look cool

Hugh Jardon wrote:

the crayon footprints aren't too bad.
It's the ones where a toddler has had an explosive shite and it's shot right up its back..down its legs is then walked all over the place..they are a bit of a 'mare!

IlonaSong wrote:

Been there done that!................about 1 hour ago actually! To make it worse after having the explosive poo she sat in it for a while which then pushes it into places not designed for poo!

IlonaSong wrote:

Been there done that!................about 1 hour ago actually! To make it worse after having the explosive poo she sat in it for a while which then pushes it into places not designed for poo!