How'd you want them

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. 

In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the taxidermist and have them stuffed.

After telling the owner of her wishes, he asked her, "Do you want them mounted?" 

Blushing, she said, "No. holding hands will be fine."

wyatt1 wrote:A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. 

In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the taxidermist and have them stuffed.

After telling the owner of her wishes, he asked her, "Do you want them mounted?" 

Blushing, she said, "No. holding hands will be fine."

Mr Wyatt!!! :shock:

feelthelove wrote:

Mr Wyatt!!! :shock:

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