Las Vegas and Lewislum

Hugh Jardon wrote:The only two towns on the planet where you can get a blowie for a handful of chips!

Flap Meister wrote:

I was in las vegas some years back looking for a blackjack table that called to me and some ginger bint came up to me and asked me if I would like to put my credit card in her.
Had she been a looker , who knows

Hugh Jardon wrote:

I know of two Lancashire people and a yorskdhire person went to a lap dancing bar over there!

A young bint came over and started to shake her monkey in their faces.
The first lancs chappie slid a $50 note on her g string.
The 2nd Lancs chappie slid $100 in her g string.
The Yorkshire chappie took out his nectar card... Stuck it up her minge... Took it out.. and pocketed the money!