another wind up...
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another wind up...
The King of Tonga visited the UK a number of years back.
He accompanied the queen on a horse drawn carriage procession through the gay streets of London.
During the ride, the horse broke wind in a most violent manner.
"Oh..I am so sorry!"...said Queeny..."How embarrassing!" she continued.
" Please Maam" he replied.." There is no need to apologise... 'though I thought it was the horse, anyway!"
He accompanied the queen on a horse drawn carriage procession through the gay streets of London.
During the ride, the horse broke wind in a most violent manner.
"Oh..I am so sorry!"...said Queeny..."How embarrassing!" she continued.
" Please Maam" he replied.." There is no need to apologise... 'though I thought it was the horse, anyway!"
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