Fifty Shades Of Grey - the book sweeping the country

eddie Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:08 pm

Anyone reading this trilogy that has outsold Harry Potter as the fastest selling book? Tescos, Sainsburys and ASDA all going out of stock.

It's porn for housewives with a love story and dark secrets.

I have read the first book and found nothing I didn't know - was also disappointed in the way it was written - seemed as if it were a little 'childish'

Still, it is a story and the author was clever enough to release all 3 books as you each one is left hanging.

Flap Zappa Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:37 pm

eddie wrote:Anyone reading this trilogy that has outsold Harry Potter as the fastest selling book? Tescos, Sainsburys and ASDA all going out of stock.

It's porn for housewives with a love story and dark secrets.

I have read the first book and found nothing I didn't know - was also disappointed in the way it was written - seemed as if it were a little 'childish'

Still, it is a story and the author was clever enough to release all 3 books as you each one is left hanging.

did it give you the horn Grinning

Guest Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:45 pm

Don't be silly Flap, Eddie requires cashmere cacks and several large pots of latex rubber to feel horny.

eddie Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:13 pm

Flap Meister wrote:

did it give you the horn

Do you know what? It really didn't. I need something dirtier than "Oh my...he started rubbing my clitoris...I was so wet" Rolling Eyes

It promised to be shocking and I am not easily shocked.

Flap Zappa Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:14 pm

eddie wrote:
Flap Meister wrote:

did it give you the horn

Do you know what? It really didn't. I need something dirtier than "Oh my...he started rubbing my clitoris...I was so wet"

It promised to be shocking and I am not easily shocked.

I am not sure I will be rushing out to buy it then.

eddie Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:15 pm

The Prisoner wrote:Don't be silly Flap, Eddie requires cashmere cacks and several large pots of latex rubber to feel horny.

You can get the book on Amazon. I think you might need it lad.

Guest Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:09 am

eddie wrote:

Do you know what? It really didn't. I need something dirtier than "Oh my...he started rubbing my clitoris...I was so wet"

It promised to be shocking and I am not easily shocked.

Well what do you expect for something that's held up as outselling Harry Potter?
Harry Potter is fúcking awful.

Guest Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:23 am

Also, from the title I was expecting it to be a book about discussing morality.

eddie Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Queen of Hearts wrote:

Well what do you expect for something that's held up as outselling Harry Potter?
Harry Potter is fúcking awful.

I agree. Harry Potter is shite.

Guest Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:58 pm

Really?????

I loved Harry Potter lol!

Guest Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:16 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:Really?????

I loved Harry Potter

Harry is a Mary Sue.

Broken Arrow Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:21 am

It is tragic thesedays how the best selling books are just hyped up turd- how did Fifty Shades even make it to be so known above all the (many) similar trashy dross out there?

Harry Potter is appalling though I gave up halfway into book 2, but I at least understand the simplicity of the idea (magic school) would appeal to kids.

feelthelove Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:30 am

Eilzel 2.0 wrote:It is tragic thesedays how the best selling books are just hyped up turd- how did Fifty Shades even make it to be so known above all the (many) similar trashy dross out there?

Harry Potter is appalling though I gave up halfway into book 2, but I at least understand the simplicity of the idea (magic school) would appeal to kids.

Hi Eilzel

x

I've bought this trilogy to read on holiday. Easy beach reading is what I'm hoping for. I'm told it's a little "saucy" too

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Guest Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:00 pm

Flap Meister wrote:

I am not sure I will be rushing out to buy it then.

Alright then, how about.... "Oh my... he started playing with my clitoris like it was a glockenspiel, as I lay there I pieced together the notes and realised that he was playing our tune - The Ace of Spades by Motorhead. He then stuck a hosepipe up my arse and complimented the finale with French Horn farts."

Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:02 pm

Just bought the book..... what a let down, Dulux should have done better.

Lord Edmund Moletrousers Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:16 pm

Adrian Messenger wrote:Just bought the book..... what a let down, Dulux should have done better.

Is that Dulux or Durex?

Lord Edmund Moletrousers Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:22 pm

Guest wrote:

Alright then, how about.... "Oh my... he started playing with my clitoris like it was a glockenspiel, as I lay there I pieced together the notes and realised that he was playing our tune - The Ace of Spades by Motorhead. He then stuck a hosepipe up my arse and complimented the finale with French Horn farts."

Did you know that in the late 19th and early 20th centuries there was a French musical hall artist called Josef Pujol, whose stagename was Le Pétomane?

He could fart popular music on on request from the audience and was reputedly able to fart the tune of the entire French national anthem.

Just thought you'd like to know.......

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