a lovely fwuffy bunny type of joke....

anyway...phylis manages to find someone who isn't
drug/alcohol dependant to be her new friend....

She decides that she would like a night out and asks her special friend (who's
a bit under the weather) if it's ok to go out for a few drinkies?

"Of course you may Phylis...but don't come home covered in puke
again!" she tells her.

"I won't do, sweetkins!" says phylis.

Anyway, off Phylis goes for her night out..and sure enought she gets bolloxed
on Babysham and Baileys and pukes up all down herself.

"Oh no..what shall i do?" she wails

"Don't worry, sweetheart" says her new friend "tell your special
friend that someone was sick down you and have given you a tenner towards the
dry cleaning!"

"what a brillo idea!" says Phylis..."I'll put a tenner in the
top of my alter neck blouse now!"

Anyway, phylis staggers home at just past 8.30pm and walks into her
lounge/kitchen/bedroom combo (shared toilet etc on the landing)..with the piss
wet walls and the dodgy wiring!

"Oh phylis, you're coverred in puke, you promised me that you
wouldn't!" says her special friend

" it's not my fault..someone was sick down me" phylis said.. "
..and here's the tenner they gave me towards the cleaning bill"..she
continues.

"What's the other tenner for?" her sprecial friend asks

"It's off the bloke who shat in my pants!" she responded.

First laugh out loud of today - thank you.

Durham wrote:First laugh out loud of today - thank you.

My absolute pleasure.
I do hope that this gentle joke is enjoyed elsewhere!

I am amused.
Well done.

Queen of Hearts wrote:I am amused.
Well done.

It's a joke that one can share with all members of the family!