The Magic Roundabout.....

anyway Steve and Mason go to the funfair.....

they have a lovely time fishing for ducks and throwing (badly) balls at coco-nuts!

Then Steve spots the Alice in Wonderland cup and saucers ride.

" Oohhh Mason, may I go on that pleeeeaasse?" pleads Steve

" Oooh I'm not sure Steve" says Mason " It looks very fast and somewhat scary!"

" Ooohhh please!" says Steve.." if you do I'll give you a soapy hand-job when we get back to my mums!" he continued...

" Oh OK then!" says Mason.."But only if she watches, again!"

Anyway...Steve gets on the ride and and gives his fiver to the pasty faced young man with the small sack hanging near his groin (not for the 1st time, I hear you say!)

The ride starts and it begins to spin..faster and faster....

"whee" screams Steve on top of his little voice!

Next thing there's a massive BANG!

The ride disintegrates..with arms, legs, rails and carriages thrown hither and dither!!!

" Oh Steve, Steve, where are you?" shouts Mason..as he searched through the broken machinery and bodies.

" I'm, here" cries Steve..."I'm here!"

Mason cradles Steve's blood splattered head in his arms (the rest of his body was still connected!)

" Steve, Oh Steve..are you hurt?" cries Mason

"Yes Mason..I went around 4 times and you never waved once!"

FIN!