doctors

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others
what's wrong and sometimes it is very embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it!

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say
things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something and discussed the problem further with the
Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions
in a room full strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.