The thread that goes nowhere

[gerber]

First topic message reminder :

To prevent abuse and editing I propose whatever is posted the reply is nothing remotely to do with the former

[wyatt1]

Never mind hey, it had to happen at some point. I didn't believe it myself at first but seriously, it was amazing

It's a Eurovision 1st. Yipppeeee

[feelthelove]

It's a Eurovision 1st. Yipppeeee

Is the way forward!

[wyatt1]

Is the way forward!

Resistance is Futile

[feelthelove]

Resistance is Futile

Beam me up...

[wyatt1]

Beam me up...

It's Life but not as we know it.

[feelthelove]

It's Life but not as we know it.

They've finally got me

I always thought it'd be the men in the funny white coats Haha heehee

[Guest]

If only you could read my mind.

[feelthelove]

If only you could read my mind.

I need a cuddle pretty please? x

[Guest]

I need a cuddle pretty please? x

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

[feelthelove]

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Oh what a lovely thought Sexy, you shouldn't have xxx

[Guest]

Oh what a lovely thought Sexy, you shouldn't have xxx

For you FTL anytime xxxxxx

[feelthelove]

For you FTL anytime xxxxxx

Thanks Sexy xxx

Why do dogs snore with their eyes open?

[wyatt1]

Thanks Sexy xxx

Why do dogs snore with their eyes open?

Snoopy sleeps on top of his kennel. FACT.

[Nightrider]

doggies are always devoted

[wyatt1]

doggies are always devoted

Jerry has a big mate called Spike!!! he chases Tom. FACT Verified by Visa

[Abdul Abulbul Amir]

doggies are always devoted

Away with you ! you backstabbing old crone.

[wyatt1]

Away with you ! you backstabbing old crone.

Unseen University is raising student fees.

[gerber]

It is a good job men's urinals are indoors. With this freezing weather the consequences may be grave.

[wyatt1]

It is a good job men's urinals are indoors. With this freezing weather the consequences may be grave.

Brass monkeys demand compensation

[wyatt1]

Brass monkeys demand compensation

"You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came. It had been out all night."

[nicko]

my cat just had a dump in his tray,

[wyatt1]

my cat just had a dump in his tray,

"Mr. Humphries! Leave my pussy alone!"

[Cass]

what's new pussycat whoa whoa whoa whoa

[wyatt1]

what's new pussycat whoa whoa whoa whoa

"Oh, Mr. Rumbold, I hope this isn't going to take long. My pussy's been locked up for eight hours."

[wyatt1]

"Oh, Mr. Rumbold, I hope this isn't going to take long. My pussy's been locked up for eight hours."

Jack boots and Iron Cross will be worn.
Intelligence will not be tolerated.


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