The thread that goes nowhere

[gerber]

First topic message reminder :

To prevent abuse and editing I propose whatever is posted the reply is nothing remotely to do with the former

[feelthelove]

What time does the movie start?

[feelthelove]

Where is everyone?

[wyatt1]

Where is everyone?

Hi FTL XXX

All alone, can't have that can we???

What have you done???

A very busty young blonde lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too." The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?" The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!" 




ps:

Andy Capp is married to Flo !!!

[feelthelove]

Hi FTL XXX

All alone, can't have that can we???

What have you done???

A very busty young blonde lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too." The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?" The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!" 




ps:

Andy Capp is married to Flo !!!

Hi Mr Wyatt, hope you're well xxx

What have I done? Nothing, honest

Forgive me x

Oh, this is the thread that goes nowhere isn't it?

240 days to go!

[Cass]

Hi Mr Wyatt, hope you're well xxx

What have I done? Nothing, honest

Forgive me x

Oh, this is the thread that goes nowhere isn't it?

240 days to go!

I'll bet he drinks carling black label.....

[feelthelove]

I'll bet he drinks carling black label.....

That may be so Cass but irrelevant, I much prefer a petrol mower

[Cass]

That may be so Cass but irrelevant, I much prefer a petrol mower

that is up to you, but Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

[feelthelove]

that is up to you, but Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

We live in a society obsessed with Health and Safety. I hope the appropriate risk assessments were documented

[wyatt1]

We live in a society obsessed with Health and Safety. I hope the appropriate risk assessments were documented

oops!! That should have been 'Botox' not 'Semtex' !!!!

[feelthelove]

oops!! That should have been 'Botox' not 'Semtex' !!!!

I hate to say I told you so but the pink trousers were never an option!

[wyatt1]

I hate to say I told you so but the pink trousers were never an option!

Queen Victoria owned a 'china thunderpot'

[feelthelove]

Queen Victoria owned a 'china thunderpot'

Maybe Mr Wyatt, maybe not. No one should be forced to eat that stuff

[Cass]

Maybe Mr Wyatt, maybe not. No one should be forced to eat that stuff

I don't think so FTL because I've been to the desert on a horse with no name.

[nicko]

ahorse with no name.



my wheels on fire

[Cass]

ahorse with no name.



my wheels on fire

Nicho - if I was you I would bet on red 14

[feelthelove]

Nicho - if I was you I would bet on red 14

Cass, honestly do you really think it's wise to carry out a repeat performance? Oh go on then

[Cass]

Cass, honestly do you really think it's wise to carry out a repeat performance? Oh go on then

If you insist.....personally I think the turbo is better

[feelthelove]

If you insist.....personally I think the turbo is better

You're just out for a fight tonight, bring it on

Honestly it wasn't me, I was busy at the time.

[Cass]

You're just out for a fight tonight, bring it on

Honestly it wasn't me, I was busy at the time.

Unlikely .....and I 'll have a pint since its your round

[feelthelove]

Unlikely .....and I 'll have a pint since its your round

xxx

The situation is completely under control!

[wyatt1]

xxx

The situation is completely under control!

"You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end."

[Cass]

"You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end."

So Wyatt....do you feel lucky punk?

[feelthelove]

So Wyatt....do you feel lucky punk?

I don't think luck has anything to do with it, everyone loves a cuddle Cass

[Cass]

I don't think luck has anything to do with it, everyone loves a cuddle Cass

Some do ftl....but why did the butler do it?

[wyatt1]

So Wyatt....do you feel lucky punk?

Tee Hee, cat's revenge coming up::
"Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"


Doc Holliday was a very good dentist, well none of his patients dared to complain

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