The thread that goes nowhere

[gerber]

First topic message reminder :

To prevent abuse and editing I propose whatever is posted the reply is nothing remotely to do with the former

[feelthelove]

Tee Hee, cat's revenge coming up::
"Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"


Doc Holliday was a very good dentist, well none of his patients dared to complain

Tonight's lottery numbers anyone?

[wyatt1]

Tonight's lottery numbers anyone?

Boney Maroni, she had a figure like a stick of macaroni.

[feelthelove]

Boney Maroni, she had a figure like a stick of macaroni.

That's as may be Wyatt, everyone likes a giggle now and then

[gerber]

That's as may be Wyatt, everyone likes a giggle now and then

Teeth out then and put in steredent.

[wyatt1]

Teeth out then and put in steredent.

There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza a hole, call Elf n Safety

[gerber]

There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza a hole, call Elf n Safety

Laughed out loud. The re read. Did you intentionally miss out " E " ....

[wyatt1]

Laughed out loud. The re read. Did you intentionally miss out " E " ....

It is green with purple spots and goes beeeeeppp!!!

[gerber]

It is green with purple spots and goes beeeeeppp!!!

Poor Noddy

[wyatt1]

Poor Noddy

And she says to him..... "That was me before the change"!!

[feelthelove]

And she says to him..... "That was me before the change"!!

Perhaps a holiday is a good idea, everyone needs to let their hair down now and then

[nicko]

my cat has been sick in my shoe!!!

[feelthelove]

my cat has been sick in my shoe!!!

Blimey, careful Nico. If you keep making offers like that someone might take you up on it

[nicko]

ftl, ?????

[eddie]

ftl, ?????

Isn't it for everybody or did somebody say that it was theirs and therefore it became everyone's...

[wyatt1]

Isn't it for everybody or did somebody say that it was theirs and therefore it became everyone's...

In the future cats will rule the world, as always.

[nicko]

next week I will mostly be eating whiskers.

[wyatt1]

next week I will mostly be eating whiskers.

"But they're all dogs! Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"

[nicko]

my cat has just dumped in my wife's.shoe!

[eddie]

Friends will always listen to you but not always to themselves.

[wyatt1]

Friends will always listen to you but not always to themselves.

Who put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong ????

[nicko]

trying to think of the next line,do you know it?

[karl lawrence]

... "am i still barred"

[wyatt1]

... "am i still barred"

He complained to the council planning admin. about the neighbour's huge unsightly erection in the back garden.

[feelthelove]

He complained to the council planning admin. about the neighbour's huge unsightly erection in the back garden.

That's what they all say Wyatt

[wyatt1]

That's what they all say Wyatt

They say he invented the 'pole vault' !!!

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