The thread that goes nowhere

[gerber]

First topic message reminder :

To prevent abuse and editing I propose whatever is posted the reply is nothing remotely to do with the former

[feelthelove]

last xmas santa knocked 12 tiles off my roof!

We have fireworks here 

[gerber]

We have fireworks here 

Gin here

[nicko]

i like a good bang!

[feelthelove]

i like a good bang!

[feelthelove]

I heard a rumour 

[gerber]

Due to the economy Easter has been merged with Valentines day, it will be on 1 st April 2014

[feelthelove]

Your secret is safe with me xxx

[wyatt1]

It is all true, it's on da web innit.

[feelthelove]

There is no cure for the common cold  please pass the HWB...........or should I say hip flask 

[wyatt1]

There is no cure for the common cold  please pass the HWB...........or should I say hip flask 

 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[Abdul Abulbul Amir]

'' are we there yet ''

[wyatt1]

'' are we there yet ''

Beam me up Scotty

[nicko]

next week I will be mostly eating beans.

[wyatt1]

next week I will be mostly eating beans.

 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

[feelthelove]

 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Ewww!!  Does Santa really only come to good boys and girls? 

[wyatt1]

Ewww!!  Does Santa really only come to good boys and girls? 

 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.    

[wyatt1]

 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.    

Amazing New Discovery:

Media announces that weather gets colder in Winter,  well I'll be hornswoggled !!!!

[wyatt1]

Amazing New Discovery:

Media announces that weather gets colder in Winter,  well I'll be hornswoggled !!!!

Confucius say woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot, not sanitary.    

[nicko]

women who sleeps on synagogue steps

wakes up with heavy jew on her!

[wyatt1]

women who sleeps on synagogue steps

wakes up with heavy jew on her!

Confucius Say 
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. 



       

[feelthelove]

Who threw that? 

[nicko]

you couldn't hit a barn door from that distan~~

[wyatt1]

you couldn't hit a barn door from that distan~~

Hissing Sid was innocent FACT!!!

[feelthelove]

As if, it's all lies, lies I tell you!!!!! 

[wyatt1]

As if, it's all lies, lies I tell you!!!!! 

Bo Peep was selling them on eBay    FACT!!!

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