Tittting point...ITV1

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If you miss the days of the freak shows of old, then you MUST tune in and watch this absolute tripe....hosted by Ben Shepherd, ex GMTV etc!!!
As far as I can gather, they must have rounded up the very worst of quiz show contestants, stoved their heads in with a lump hammer and then stuck them in front of a camera.
We had one Bint yesterday who was definitely missing a few chromosomes...she told us that Bruno Senna was Ayrton's grandson and that Bournmouth was in Kent!
They must have also been primed to exhibit as much Bon homie as humanly possible, especially to their fellow contestants....fudge that for a game of tin soldiers!

Anyway, no matter how bad you may feel about yourself or your life....be thankful that you are not as fudged up as the gormless Kantz on this poxy game show!

Tess wrote:

Hi Hugh. I love that show, it cracks me up. Ben Shephard tries painfully to keep a straight face when they come out with some bloody thick answer, but he slipped up the other day. A young girl with a single brain cell gave a really stupid answer and said the other bloke, who was older, had an advantage over her, and Shephard slipped up and said "yeah, knowledge".

Hi... He uses this phrase all the time " good knowledge"

What a tw@t.

Anyway, the form is on my laptop and I may just throw my hat into the ring.
The other half is convinced that I would call someone a docile Kant if they fooked up.

Hugh Jardon wrote:

Hi... He uses this phrase all the time " good knowledge"

What a tw@t.

Anyway, the form is on my laptop and I may just throw my hat into the ring.
The other half is convinced that I would call someone a docile Kant if they fooked up.

Don't worry it will be edited out before broadcast.

On a plus the audience ( Half of them the intelligent ones ) will be right behind you

Today we've got a Wendy, who looks like the pilot of thunderbird 1.
A girl dwarf with fat legs, a weirdo who has just been potted and a mummy type with a flowery, flarey Mary top.

Hugh Jardon wrote:Today we've got a Wendy, who looks like the pilot of thunderbird 1.
A girl dwarf with fat legs, a weirdo who has just been potted and a mummy type with a flowery, flarey Mary top.

Jesus....as thick as horse mince.
And do tell that mummy Bint to just shut the fúk up!

Hugh Jardon wrote:

Jesus....as thick as horse mince.
And do tell that mummy Bint to just shut the fúk up!

Hurrah...she's fooked off!

We're down to two finalists. This is just like Mastermind.

Q. What's the most common blood group?

A. Ooh, I'm not sure. I'll pass. Over to the bloke - Answer: B positive. Girl says "I think it's O negative".

Christ.

[quote="Tess"]We're down to two finalists. This is just like Mastermind.

Q. What's the most common blood group?

A. Ooh, I'm not sure. I'll pass. Over to the bloke - Answer: B positive. Girl says "I think it's O negative".

Christ.[/

It wasn't as embarrassing as usual, perhaps the local mong centre had sent home their guests for the weekend and these 4 were left behind.

Hugh Jardon wrote:

We've currently got a goofy Bint on...she uses a special method..which is thus

IF she goes for 3 counters each time, she has a better chance of winning!

No shit sherlock.

gerber wrote:Earth......................  DOH!

A human organ..............anagram..................


   

Got it





THE EAR

Love it Gerbs, most amusing!


And I am not napoleon either....!

mattiducatti wrote:



Love it Gerbs, most amusing!


And I am not napoleon either....!

FFS...it really has been a spaz fest today....a ginger bint informed us all that the battle of hamburger hill in 1969 was during the boer war!

Must be a left whinger!

Today's gem:

Q.  A Francophile is someone who admires which country?
A.  Germany.

And that bint that talked like cabin crew!!!!!

Tess wrote:Today's gem:

Q.  A Francophile is someone who admires which country?
A.  Germany.

And that bint that talked like cabin crew!!!!!

Yep....and he mentioned something about elephants, though I missed that as I was on the phone.

That bloke was a complete spanner!

The bloke at the end wasn't that bright either.....and fucked up at the end!

Sweet Jesus, you don't go on there and walk away with a poxy few thousand.....fortune favours the brave.

I love it as the machine is obviously fixed.

The Chase is also fixed, at the end they have to press a buzzer whether there are 4 or just 1 of them - uses up the time.  The Chaser never has to buz and his/her questions are read faster.

Julian Carswell wrote:I love it as the machine is obviously fixed.

The Chase is also fixed, at the end they have to press a buzzer whether there are 4 or just 1 of them - uses up the time.  The Chaser never has to buz and his/her questions are read faster.

You are quite right...sometimes the continuity fucks up...with the counters quite obviously being moved in between segways.

The beauty of sky + etc is that theashes things can be checked.


With reference to the chase...pls YouTube Fanny Schmeller....

Today's mastermind:

Q. Which branch of mathematics deals with (I can't remember the words of the question, but it was to do with rectangles
etc) - answer obviously geometry.

A. Shape.

If I were on the The Chase my plan of action would be:

  Only try and get one or two questions right on the cash building round to get a huge money offer to go one step closer.  Then go for it.


For tipping point it would be to ignore the star counter completely and just try and get about 3 or 4 grand from the normal counters.

Tess wrote:Today's mastermind:

Q.  Which branch of mathematics deals with (I can't remember the words of the question, but it was to do with rectangles
etc) - answer obviously geometry.

A.  Shape.

          

Julian Carswell wrote:If I were on the The Chase my plan of action would be:

  Only try and get one or two questions right on the cash building round to get a huge money offer to go one step closer.  Then go for it.


For tipping point it would be to ignore the star counter completely and just try and get about 3 or 4 grand from the normal counters.

Fortune favours the brave keith.
The thing about titting point is that it appears to be filmed with no audience, so the pressure should be much less.

Hugh Jardon wrote:

Fortune favours the brave keith.
The thing about titting point is that it appears to be filmed with no audience, so the pressure should be much less.

Sweet baby Jesus...check out the nonce with the special Mr Spock eye.

my favourite two questions this week were  blonde  where was the 1966 world cup final played wembley she said  see i said to other half i bet you did not think she would get that next question what is the last remaining wonder of the old world (pryamids) mount everest she said    

Todays one was a classic...

Firstly the ginger Bint appears to flick the Vs at the bender to the her right.
Then we have a welsh sow who an absolute mongloid.
She just would not shut up...jumped about like an autistic kid on a pogo stick  and got one answer right when it was their turn against the clock.
When everyone else was having there turns she was wittering like a tourreter at a speed dating night.

Hugh Jardon wrote:Todays one was a classic...

Firstly the ginger Bint appears to flick the Vs at the bender to the her right.
Then we have a welsh sow who an absolute mongloid.
She just would not shut up...jumped about like an autistic kid on a pogo stick  and got one answer right when it was their turn against the clock.
When everyone else was having there turns she was wittering like a tourreter at a speed dating night.

You beat me to it. Looked like they slowed the machine down so that loudmouth Welsh tart would lose - thank God!

This ugly Bint, ( Mo , who looks like Olive with a bleached bob) is getting right in my fucking nerves.
She's giving a bastarding  commentary each and very time that some other cock puts a twatting counter in.

Oh...she's also a fucking reTARD of the lowest order....whereas her opponent is another mong who just won't answer a question of his own.

I hope that they both fuck up, to the point where they owe the machine some money...

The fire fighter (FFS) has got through....and didn't know who the founder of plod was.

I wouldn't trust that mong to change a battery in a smoke alarm....let alone out out a chip pan fire.

Just another quiz programme  that tries to educate those at home on benefits.