The film review that wasn't

You'll never hear a film review like this one about the latest Thor movie.

I went with my son aged 20 and we took out a mortgage for premium seats.  Unfortunately everybody else must have had the same idea because all the sides of the cinema were empty and the premium seating area was like a sardine fest.   To make matters worse there were people around us who had popcorn and sweets.... Jesus H Christ!  The noise they made was unbearable, I'm sure one bloke was making love to his bucket of popcorn such were the noises.  I saw 10 mins of the film and had to leave, so I cannot tell you whether it was good or bad.

Ulrich von Liechtenstein wrote:You'll never hear a film review like this one about the latest Thor movie.

I went with my son aged 20 and we took out a mortgage for premium seats.  Unfortunately everybody else must have had the same idea because all the sides of the cinema were empty and the premium seating area was like a sardine fest.   To make matters worse there were people around us who had popcorn and sweets.... Jesus H Christ!  The noise they made was unbearable, I'm sure one bloke was making love to his bucket of popcorn such were the noises.  I saw 10 mins of the film and had to leave, so I cannot tell you whether it was good or bad.

I went to see thor the other morning at the 11.30 showing which would have cost me about £2, however when I got there I discovered that the early show was dubbed into turkish and I did not fancy waiting around for 3 hours for the original showing so I ended up in the electronics store and spent £50 on a new hard drive and another £20 or £30 on other bits and pieces in other shops. Hopefully I will get to see it sometimes later in the week if the weather is cloudy and the wife does not want to go to more kitchen stores.