RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Want asylum? Ask Bernie the Bolthole

wyatt1 wrote:This is going to be one of those columns which begins: Is it me? A judge has ruled that an American drugs dealer can’t be deported from Britain because he has a ‘human right’ to free medical treatment on the NHS.

Vietnam war veteran Johnny Callie was jailed for seven years in 2007 for conspiracy to supply crack cocaine and heroin to addicts in Ipswich. 



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A judge has ruled Johnny Callie can stay in Britain because he has a 'human right' to free NHS care


We are also told, without any evidence whatsoever, that the gang of which he was the kingpin would ‘almost certainly have supplied drugs to the five prostitutes (sorry, “sex workers”) murdered in Ipswich by Suffolk Strangler Steve Wright’.

As if that’s got anything to do with the price of crack. Regular readers may remember that when these desperate women were killed, the BBC declared an official month of mourning. We were all to blame.

Naturally, having been given seven years, Callie was released after three. Of course he was. Don’t want him becoming ‘institutionalised’, mixing with evil phone-hackers and bent MPs, perish the thought.

Callie suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure and ‘degenerative changes to his right knee’. He has now argued successfully that he would not be able to afford medical care in the U.S. 

And, apparently, his girlfriend is depressed. Did I mention that?

According to Judge Bernard Dawson (I’ll get on to him in a minute): ‘Due to her depression and anxiety, she is usually dependent upon the claimant and cannot easily leave her home on her own or travel outside Ipswich unless he is with her.

‘She would experience high levels of anxiety were she to leave her home and travel to America with the claimant. She has a history of attempted suicide.’

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Sounds like a case for the Punk Samaritans. Ring them up claiming you’re feeling suicidal and they’ll tell you how to do it.





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Judge Bernard Dawson also took into consideration that Callie's partner was depressed


But this cynical, pathetic sob-story touched the heart of Judge Bernie the Bolthole, who halted the deportation order on the grounds it breached Callie’s right to ‘family life’ under Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights. What family?

And as for not being able to afford health insurance in the U.S., hasn’t Bernie heard of Obamacare?
Callie’s case was bolstered by a supportive letter from the Norfolk and Suffolk Probation Trust.
There’s a surprise. The Guardianistas who run the probation service would consider Callie a valued ‘client’. The interests of the wider public are never taken into consideration. 

Don’t expect the judiciary to stick up for common decency, either. Judges regularly take decisions that spit in the face of those of us with ‘conventional’ values.

In the interests of justice, I checked out Bernie the Bolthole — so that you don’t have to. He’s a dead-ringer for John Major, grey-haired, bespectacled, boring. Looks like a middle-ranking proctologist. Oh, yes.

On closer examination, though, there’s something not quite right about him. He’s pictured on Mail Online wearing a pinstriped suit, with a check shirt and a patterned tie. Not a way for a gentleman to dress, I’m afraid.

Turns out he’s got previous when it comes to yuman rites.

Back in 2011, he was one of two judges on an immigration panel who ruled that an American pagan who worships Norse Gods and was in a polygamous relationship with her boyfriend and another madwoman was entitled to remain in Britain, despite overstaying her tourist visa.

The ruling was welcomed by Ian Macdonald QC, president of the Immigration Law Practitioners’ Association, who said: ‘There is no law against threesomes.’

No, but there is a law about not going home when your visa expires.

These days, however, judges, just like Humpty Dumpty, think the law means whatever they choose it to mean. They mould the human rights convention like Play-Doh.

Here’s another couple of recent examples. A Kenyan immigrant who stole more than £26,000 in benefits has been spared jail and deportation. Lucy Mbugua admitted filing a fraudulent social security application after being refused permission to remain in Britain.

Yet, at Birmingham Crown Court, Judge Elizabeth Fisher told her: ‘I could send you to prison but I don’t intend to do so. You are a lady of hitherto good character.’ 

Mbugua’s lawyer said she had been ‘shunned by her community’ after her dishonesty was revealed when her employer had the audacity to ask to look at her passport. 

How dare he? Racist pig. 

Mbugua now plans to retrain as a ‘carer’ in the certain knowledge that she will never be kicked out. How long before we are urged to Pray 4 Mbugua?

Elsewhere, a Sri Lankan sex offender, who assaulted three women when he was ‘very drunk’, has been allowed to remain in Britain because of his ‘right to a family life’ with his two young children, even though they are about to be adopted. 

Judges ruled that Vincent Gnanasiri Cyril’s application was ‘entirely legitimate’, despite the fact that he is barred by law from having any contact with his children. 

Nice one, Cyril. Nice one, son. Nice one, Cyril, let’s have another one!

I could go on,  but what’s the point? The game’s up. Or is it me?





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In the Congo a plane crashed because a crocodile went on the rampage






I’m having trouble keeping up with the latest airport security clampdown. Last time I flew, we had to turn off our mobile phones and laptops because they could be bombs.

Now we have to turn ON our phones and laptops because, er, they could be bombs.
Confused? You’re supposed to be.

Of course, the new rules will be most rigorously applied in Britain, and the U.S., but practically nowhere else.

While we are strip-searched, scanned and subjected to every form of intimate humiliation, the rest of the world carries on regardless. In what we used to call the Belgian Congo, a plane has crashed because a crocodile went on the rampage, causing a stampede in the cabin.

The reptile had been taken on board as hand luggage, hidden in a sports bag. The pilot was distracted when the air hostess panicked and rushed into the cockpit, followed by the passengers.
One survivor was the crocodile, which had to be killed with a machete.

How long before Heathrow starts banning crocodile skin handbags, just to be on the safe side?




Trawling the depths...
A couple of weeks ago I brought you the story of ex-trawler skipper Bubs Cromer, who has been told to remove his fixed fishing nets from the River Humber.

Bubs tells me he’s had plenty of support locally and from as far afield as Australia and North America.
That’s the good news. The bad news is that Bubs has had his nets slashed twice in the dead of night over the past week.

Conservation officials, who originally told him to take the nets away, deny it is anything to do with them. 

But Chief Officer David McCandless says Bubs has attracted hostility from the ‘recreational sea angling’ fraternity who can be ‘particularly militant’.

Bubs himself suspects environmental warriors and animal rights  activists who hate any kind of fishing. Whoever is responsible, it’s a sad 

indictment of what a nasty, petty country we have become when an old man can’t catch a couple of Dover sole for his dinner without falling foul of the law and self-righteous vandals who think they are saving the planet.
 
More nonce-sense

A snapshot of modern Britain, from yesterday’s lunchtime news. Labour’s self-appointed Nonce Finder General Tom Watson was explaining to a grateful BBC that all Tories are child molesters, and always have been.

He was sans jacket, wearing an open-neck checked shirt, which made him look as if he had just wandered off the set of Seven Brides For Seven Brothers. In the background, a gaggle of police officers stood around giggling, clad in skin-tight black lycra. They could have been the paramilitary wing of the Tour de France.

Beyond Plod was a group of school-children waiting to be taken on a tour of Parliament, all wearing hi-viz jackets — presumably to protect them from the paedophiles lurking round every corner.
Makes you proud to be British.
 
This morning’s edition of Mind How You Go is brought to you in conjunction with Closer magazine.

For reasons best known to herself, someone described as the Senior Co-ordinator for Counter Terrorism Policing, Helen Ball, has given an interview appealing to readers of the celebrity gossip weekly not to travel to Syria.

The Old Bill is obviously worried that dopey birds disturbed by ‘Jordan’s Love Crisis’ and ‘My Natural 98ZZZZ Boobs Weigh Eight Stone’ might be tempted to volunteer as jihadists.  I think the time to panic is when Accessorize starts selling suicide vests.
 
On Friday, I wondered what had happened to the Government’s much-trumpeted £26,000 benefits cap. This was in relation to a story about the father-of-13 from Ipswich claiming that his 300 koi carp had been poisoned by someone who resented the fact that his family gets £53,000 a year from the taxpayer.

Mail reader Keith Watson thinks he has the answer. ‘Obviously, each of the two council houses knocked together to accommodate the family qualifies for £26,000. The other £1,000 was for the upkeep of the now deceased koi carp.’
 
Loved the timing of the story about MEPs being issued with Euro-sashes, which coincided with the Orange marches in Northern Ireland.

Can’t wait to see Farage leading a Ukip Lodge march round the Grand Place in Brussels, singing The Sash Mein Fuhrer Wore!












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