The Olympic and Commonwealth games

Bert Assirati Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:28 am

Why are some sports in these events and some are sidelined:

In: The Javelin

Not in: Darts

In: Shooting

Not in: Drive-by shooting

In: Curling

Not in: Ten pin bowling

In: Figure skating

Not in: Ballroom dancing

In: Bowls

Not in: Snooker

In: Canoeing

Not in: Pedaloing

In: Fencing

Not in: Paving

In: Luge

Not in: Dustbin lid challenge

I'd like to see the pairs muff-diving be included and lets get those ponies in the pool for water polo.

Abdul Abulbul Amir Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:52 am

Palestine will be competing at the next Olympics in the '' 10K Rocket ''.

Bert Assirati Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:51 pm

Seeing as so many atheletes eventually test positive for banned substances - why don't the IOC introduce "Dosed up" events. Only those who are pumped full of drugs can enter.

I'd love to see Nigella run the 200m alongside George Michael and Bob Geldorf.

Bert Assirati Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:08 pm

To be truly diverse the IOC should introduce a new event, the 100m dash after a curry and Guinness. Of course umbrellas will be provided for the spectators downwind.

jadeloue Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:28 pm

the africans would win all races that included food have you seen them run for the food trucks over hear they stroll so slowly because they are already fed

Bert Assirati Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:33 pm

Personally speaking I would like to see snooker included but if they want to be seen as athletes then the suits have to go. Tight shorts so that the female audience can get a great view of the balls.

I'd also like to see good old fashioned games included such as run-outs, knock down ginger and British bulldog 123.

Bert Assirati Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:14 pm

Another very much underated sport is table top, blow ping-pong using special tubes. I don't enjoy the sport at all but wouldn't it be just great to hear the TV commentators announce,

"The GB ladies can blow with the best of them."

Abdul Abulbul Amir Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:17 pm

jadeloue wrote:the africans would win all races that included food have you seen them run for the food trucks over hear they stroll so slowly because they are already fed

You've obviously not seen them dash to the post office to cash their Gyro's.

Mind you it's only a short dash from the flash cars they've left on double yellow lines.

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