Cranky Old Woman

[size=32]The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. 
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She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?" [/size]
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The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, [/size][size=32]b[/size][size=32]ecause I'm going to give you nine days in [/size]
[size=32]jail -- one day for each peach." [/size]
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As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the [/size][size=32]l[/size][size=32]ady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak. [/size]
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The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to [/size][size=32]a[/size][size=32]dd?" [/size]
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The husband said meekly, "Your Honour, she also stole two cans of peas."[/size][/size]