making a killing

seems like covid 19 is the best thing to happen to the NHS's finances in years, wonder how many died so the NHS can make some wonga??

the NATIONAL HOMICIDE SERVICE seems to have become a death industrial complex, sorta like the nazis

C19 unlike most illnesses is highly contagious

fatbob5 wrote:C19 unlike most illnesses is highly contagious

yeah i heard this C19 is highly intelligent and sentient , has the abi9lity to distinguish between groups of 6 and 7 but only in england, the jock version is unable to see children in the group of 6 or 7, so you could have a group of 12 in jockland and be perfectly safe cross the border and you be fucked with a £200 pound fine but at least you wont have the virus, bit of a mafiaosa this virus, heavy on the extortion it seems

(making money from the virus??? who could have seen that coming

maybe thast the cure, just pay the virus to stop infecting people??)

of course if youre in a group of 7 the virus is happy to not infect you if you are on the way to a BLM riot, but C19 is clearly a tory virus since dear old corbyn is in the dock for having vegan lasgne with more than the virus approved number of people but bojo's old man gets a pass, parlimentary priviledge extends to the family it seems

and as far as transmission goes, well yeah obvs C19 is way more infectious than the common cold or flu, becaseu C19 is made of helium, and when it bonds with human spit, the helium in the virus makes the spit particles float through the air much further and stay suspended much longer than ordinary flu virus, it also has a lockheed martin guidance chip installed on each virus which helps it navigate its way through the strands of your face mask so it can infect you.