my wifes jokes: The airport run

Flap Zappa Mon May 07, 2012 10:15 am

a man wants to get to the airport
so he goes to the taxi rank and up to the first taxi driver and says
"how much to get to the airport"
the taxi driver says
"that will be £10"
He says
"I will give you £50 if you take me to the airport and give me a BJ"
the taxi driver says
"no thank you, get lost"

He goes to the next driver in the rank and says
"how much to get to the airport"
the taxi driver says
"that will be £10"
He says
"I will give you £50 if you take me to the airport and let me f**k you"

the taxi driver says
"no thank you, get lost"

He goes to the 3rd driver in the rank and says
"how much to get to the airport"

the taxi driver says

"that will be £10"

He says

"I will give you £50 if you take me to the airport and let me wank on you"

the taxi driver says

"no thank you, get lost"

He goes to the last driver in the rank and says

"how much to get to the airport"

the taxi driver says

"that will be £10"

He says

"I will give you £50 if you take me to the airport and wave and smile at your friends and give them the thumbs up as we drive by"