my wifes jokes, the monkey and the peanut
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my wifes jokes, the monkey and the peanut
we were at the zoo the other day and were at the chimp enclosure and one of the chimps was eating peanuts .
he took each peanut and put it in his ass each time before eating it.
we watched him do that for some time and thought it very strange.
Eventually a keeper came along and I asked him why the monkey was exhibiting such strange behaviour.
the keeper said
"Last week someone gave him a peach and he ate it whole, and now he makes sure that what goes in will fit on the way out."
he took each peanut and put it in his ass each time before eating it.
we watched him do that for some time and thought it very strange.
Eventually a keeper came along and I asked him why the monkey was exhibiting such strange behaviour.
the keeper said
"Last week someone gave him a peach and he ate it whole, and now he makes sure that what goes in will fit on the way out."
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