The old couple

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally
they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. "How do you feel
about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she says,
responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."


The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking
over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one
word or two words?"