Hugh's Poo's

In A Flap wrote:

feel free to post a diary, we can call it hugh's poo's.

You beat me to it.....

Day One:-

Anyway...one day in and no ill effects.


I'm treating this stuff must like Antabuse (if memory serves me well..not that I've ever been an alcoholic).This makes you ill if you consume alcohol. This XLS stuff (to me) is the same.
I don't want to have poos that could double up as a candle, nor do I wish to wear a big nappy (not in 'work time' anyway!)
So, my approach is to this is to make XLS 'force' me to cut out as much fat as possible in my daily diet.

One the bike (exercise) to burn off a supposed 100 calories, then another tonight.
I reckon that will take about 1/2hr each.....Sky One/News is on the PC (just love SKY GO!!)....what more do I need?

Seriously!

SEXY MAMA wrote:Seriously!

Oh yes.... Like the baby jesus (aahh) before me, I'm sacrificing myself for the greater good!

Hugh Jardon wrote:

Oh yes.... Like the baby jesus (aahh) before me, I'm sacrificing myself for the greater good!

Lol!!!!

Awwww bless you. Ha ha ha

This is a very informative Thread and I look forward to tomorrows installment

DurhamLad wrote:This is a very informative Thread and I look forward to tomorrows installment

Rest assured I will ensure that all those who are avid readers' of this diary (lets's hope that it does not turn into a diarrhoea) are kept abrest of all movemments (!!)/developments over the coming few weeks.

Hugh Jardon wrote:

Rest assured I will ensure that all those who are avid readers' of this diary (lets's hope that it does not turn into a diarrhoea) are kept abrest of all movemments (!!)/developments over the coming few weeks.

Fingers crossed things keep moving smoothly......

DurhamLad wrote:

Fingers crossed things keep moving smoothly......

oh yes...I'm avoiding all forms of nuts and sweetcorn...that should help!

Is this the most puerile thread ever?

I do hope so!!

Im just hoping no one else 'contributes'

SEXY MAMA wrote:Im just hoping no one else 'contributes'

if they do I hope the lid of the jar is firmly secured.

Where is today's update?

I dol hope that things have not been held up.......

DurhamLad wrote:Where is today's update?

I dol hope that things have not been held up.......

Sorry all....been out and about on business- so haven't been able to post an update.

Well....all's fine.
NO 'candle poos'...just a bit of the windypops about 20mins after taking the pills.

I've eaten out for the past couple of days and had a few glasses of wine but NO 'crap' has been consumed AND that's important to me.

I'll have a weigh tomorrow am and would hope to have lost +4lb since Tues.

Hugh Jardon wrote:


Sorry all....been out and about on business- so haven't been able to post an update.

Well....all's fine.
NO 'candle poos'...just a bit of the windypops about 20mins after taking the pills.

I've eaten out for the past couple of days and had a few glasses of wine but NO 'crap' has been consumed AND that's important to me.

I'll have a weigh tomorrow am and would hope to have lost +4lb since Tues.

Good luck with that....
Do you like my avatar?

DurhamLad wrote:

Good luck with that....
Do you like my avatar?

That I do.
I reckon that Cyclops is smiling as he remembers the time that he received a complimentary pack of TENAMAN (courtesy of me) when he was PM.

Hugh Jardon wrote:

DurhamLad wrote:

Good luck with that....
Do you like my avatar?

That I do.
I reckon that Cyclops is smiling as he remembers the time that he received a complimentary pack of TENAMAN (courtesy of me) when he was PM.

I DEMAND TO KNOW IF HE MENTIONED IT IN THE MEMBERS REGISTER?

Hugh Jardon wrote:

That I do.
I reckon that Cyclops is smiling as he remembers the time that he received a complimentary pack of TENAMAN (courtesy of me) when he was PM.

I had a look around today - I have some more of interest which i will change of the next day or so!

I bet he was thrilled with his present you sent him. Did you shat in them first?

In A Flap wrote:I DEMAND TO KNOW IF HE MENTIONED IT IN THE MEMBERS REGISTER?

He was probably arranging for a new nokia to be delivered and it slipped his mind....

In the spirit of sending gifts, I may send one myself

A pair of my old glasses.............with one lens removed

Hugh Jardon wrote:


Sorry all....been out and about on business- so haven't been able to post an update.

Well....all's fine.
NO 'candle poos'...just a bit of the windypops about 20mins after taking the pills.


I've eaten out for the past couple of days and had a few glasses of wine but NO 'crap' has been consumed AND that's important to me.

I'll have a weigh tomorrow am and would hope to have lost +4lb since Tues.

Thanks Hugh for the update.

I was hoping you werent stuck anywhere!

SEXY MAMA wrote:

Thanks Hugh for the update.

I was hoping you werent stuck anywhere!

sat on Barton Bridge (M62) for a few hours (11pm) with the wind literally shaking the car.
(A wagon has turned over)...it was horrendous- the worst wind that I have ever experienced....except for the time that I had a King Prawn Tikka Ceylon...with a few Peshwari Naans, and 6 pints of Guiness!!

Oh..-5lb so far.

Target -8lb over 7 days!

DurhamLad wrote:

I had a look around today - I have some more of interest which i will change of the next day or so!

I bet he was thrilled with his present you sent him. Did you shat in them first?

just a wee....

So....still no signs of any 'side effects'.
No cravings for the crap that I usually eat- that said I could have murdered a curry last night.
No weight loss since yesterday, I expect that things will ebb and flow (not in the poo department).
However, well on target for a 8lb weight loss by the end of week No1.

My conclusion, so far, is that these things do work.
Whether it is a placebo effect, which I believe to be more the case, or not...it doesn't matter.

Hugh Jardon wrote:So....still no signs of any 'side effects'.
No cravings for the crap that I usually eat- that said I could have murdered a curry last night.
No weight loss since yesterday, I expect that things will ebb and flow (not in the poo department).
However, well on target for a 8lb weight loss by the end of week No1.

My conclusion, so far, is that these things do work.
Whether it is a placebo effect, which I believe to be more the case, or not...it doesn't matter.

does that mean you commend the motion to the house?????

In A Flap wrote:

does that mean you commend the motion to the house?????

I believe so...but let's leave it hanging for now....

Still not had any 'fatty' poos!
In a way I'm getting to the stage where I might eat loads of fatty stuff- so that I can witness (if you will) the effects.
Another 1/2 hour on the bike last night.

Definitely beginnng to feel the benefits- but, I've still got some way to go.

Back in the dojo next month, not sure if I'm looking forward to that.

I'm considering taking up aikido/judo to replace the karate, as the hips and knees are getting a bit knackered.