Post your One liners

Guest Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.

Abdul Abulbul Amir Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:11 am

Flap Gallagher wrote:bin

bin ~ laden

Abdul Abulbul Amir Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:14 am

Laden ~ burden

wyatt1 Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:55 am

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

wyatt1 Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:25 pm

2 one liners = ____________________________

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feelthelove Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:20 pm

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept

wyatt1 Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:11 pm

feelthelove wrote:For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept

Get ahead Get a hat

wyatt1 Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:12 pm

wyatt1 wrote:Get ahead Get a hat

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

nicko Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:34 pm

a stitch in time~~~~~

wyatt1 Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:03 pm

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

wyatt1 Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:58 am

wyatt1 wrote:Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

feelthelove Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:13 am

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

wyatt1 Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:18 am

feelthelove wrote: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

(no comment) Grinning

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

feelthelove Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:22 am

wyatt1 wrote:(no comment)

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Spoil sport ROFL

Ok what about this one.....

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

wyatt1 Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:28 am

feelthelove wrote:Spoil sport

Ok what about this one.....

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

( I have several suspicions ) Grinning

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. affraid

Flap Zappa Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:25 pm

Never Forgive, Never forget

It could almost become the forum motto wink

Abdul Abulbul Amir Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:37 pm

Practice what you preach. ROFL

wyatt1 Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:20 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:Practice what you preach.

If at first you don't succeed, give up !!! surprise

Abdul Abulbul Amir Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:30 pm

wyatt1 wrote:If at first you don't succeed, give up !!!

Percy Veering is a didge dodge. ROFL

wyatt1 Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:40 pm

ALLAKAKA wrote:
Percy Veering is a didge dodge.

Had me scratching my head there for a sec. Grinning

wyatt1 Sat Nov 30, 2013 2:57 pm

I was always taking notes at my last job,

but then they checked the till. head bang

( Does the pig in the 'ebony and ivory' thingy remind you of some politician ???? )

Bert Assirati Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:32 pm

Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.

wyatt1 Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:48 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?

tell him you have 'knee problems'.

Flap Zappa Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:09 pm

a few rock and roll one liners

the cheque is in the post

I promise not to cum in your mouth

we'll fix it in the mix

Of course you sound great.

Guest Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:13 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.

Not amused Keith.

That was my people who died last night.

wyatt1 Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:21 pm

Sister Mary wrote:Even Scotch Policemen will do anything for an open bar.

Not my 'red' Sis Mary Wow

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

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