Post your One liners

Guest Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them into a tyre and call it a Good Year.

heavenly father Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:43 am

wyatt1 wrote:
'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'

heavenly father Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:44 am

They all laughed when i said i was going to become a comedian, no ones laughing now... Grinning

wyatt1 Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:08 pm

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century?
Where deleting history has become more important than making it

Very true.

heavenly father Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:25 pm

yesterday i couldn't even spell English teacher, now i are one. surprise

wyatt1 Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:09 pm

heavenly father wrote:yesterday i couldn't even spell English teacher, now i are one.

I don't worry about terrorism, I was married for two years. rage

wyatt1 Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:50 am

wyatt1 wrote:
I don't worry about terrorism, I was married for two years.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

FACT!!!!

wyatt1 Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:31 am

wyatt1 wrote:
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

FACT!!!!

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Bert Assirati Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:52 am

The late Sir Bobby Robson said these....

“If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket.”

“We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”

“There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil, and that might be the game that they lose.”

wyatt1 Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:15 am

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. ROFL

wyatt1 Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:54 pm

wyatt1 wrote:May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

If I can't take it with me I'm not going.

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