Post your One liners

Costa wrote:Not amused Keith.

That was my people who died last night.

wyatt1 wrote:Enough is as good as a feast.

nicko wrote:more like 6'x3' now.

nicko wrote:same for you wyatt .

nicko wrote:the boy stood on the burning deck
eating a block of walls
the ice ran down his trouser leg
and paralised his ba~~s


do you know any more ?

nicko wrote:the boy stood on the burning deck
picking his nose like mad
he rolled it into little lumps
and flicked it at his dad



that was a clean one!

nicko wrote:mary had a little watch

she swallowed it one day


now she's taking beachams pills

to pass the time away.

And had to wear his sister's.         

wyatt1 wrote:


The boy stood on the burning deck,His feet were full of blisters.He tore his pants on a rusty nail And had to wear his sister's.         

   

wyatt1 wrote:

There was a young man from Brazil,
Who swallowed an atomic pill,
His heart retired,
His arse backfired,
And his willy shot over the hill.     

   

feelthelove wrote:

So this is what you've been getting up to   

Your dinner's in the dog 

wyatt1 wrote:


TeeeHeee,  poor dog !!!          


A lady who lives in Madras
Has a truly magnificent ass.
It is not round and pink,
As you probably think,
But is grey, has long ears, and eats grass.        

feelthelove wrote:

I thought you liked my cooking   

My friend Billy 
Had a ten foot willy, 
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake 
And now its only 4 ft 4.

wyatt1 wrote:


I do I do,  it was Kit wot said that!!!!


There once was a man from Madras
whose balls were spun out of brass
When he rubbed them together
They played “Stormy Weather”
And lightning shot out of his ass


 

And electrified his banana   

    

feelthelove wrote:


Hmmm......I'll believe you Mr Wyatt  thousands wouldn't   xxx

There was a young man from Savannah
Who met his end in a curious manner
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana   


    

wyatt1 wrote:
There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.


     

heavenly father wrote:I often wondered why frisbees get bigger the closer they get, then it hit me...